World's Worst Salesman

Moments ago I was working away at my desk, when a man called asking for my wife (and business partner). I asked his name, and he lost all confidence. "Oh, gosh," he stammered, "you'll probably have to take a message. I'm just calling about no-fee 401(k)s. She said she wasn't interested when we spoke about six months ago. I don't suppose she'd be interested now, right? Maybe I'll just send a brochure if that's OK."

If you own stock in whatever company he's representing, sell now.